Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore before Jersey Shore MTV


Wildwood, NJ: The Movie (1994)

Family Situation

Jersey Shore’s The Situation in an oldschool family photo!

J-Woww vs. Lindsay Lohan


J-Woww does Maxim vs. Lindsay Lohan in Complex, who would you rather bang?

Lindsay Lohan Soft Porn

Jenni Farley “Jwoww” Topless

Snooki says don’t hate the player

Words from Snooki -  “Myself, Pauly, Vinny and Jenny [J-Woww], we’ve all stayed the same. We’re the closet friends in the house. I trust them with my life…It hasn’t gotten to our heads. I know the others want the same opportunities that Mike and I get, but we don’t control those things. The media isn’t asking for the others so they can’t really be mad at me.I can understand why the others might be jealous. They aren’t doing anything, but they should still be happy for me.”

Snooki is a horny little nugget

Say hello to my little friend

Snooki Butt-Naked

MTV “Jersey Shore” Season 2 Trailer

Pauly D, Ronnie, Vinny, The Sitch, Snooki, Angelina, JWoww, and Sammi are back but this time in Miami Biatch!

Jersey Shore returns to the beach July 29 @ 10PM on MTV.

Snooki goes both ways!

Jersey Shore trying to be funny

Jenni Farley “Jwoww” Topless

Twilight parody by the Jersey Shore cast

Jimmy Kimmel brings the funny with a Twilight parody he called “Friggin Twilight”, with the Jersey Shore cast!

Snooki is a horny little nugget

Snooki Butt-Naked

Snooki Loves some Dirty Sanchez

Oldschool Snooks!

“The Situation” thinks he can rap?

Mike Sorrentino has a new song  called “The Situation”, he is trying to stretch his 15 minutes.

Jersey Shore 2 Trailer

Jersey Shore, premiering Thursday, July 29 @ 10 PM on MTV.

More Jersey Shore drama

Jenni Farley “Jwoww” Topless

Jersey Shore Cocaine Scandal

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Sources are reporting that the gang of The Jersey Shore has been hit with a cocaine scandal! Though we don’t know who, one of cast members has allegedly been snorting the yack during their off time while filming in Miami.

The source claims that it was very easy for the guido/guidette to “score” the drugs while in South Beach. The problem was more that this person would only use when the cameras weren’t around. Each of the cast members are given a break from the spotlight and this particular person would use that time to get high.

Hollywood on Crack

There is a new drug?

90% of U.S. Currency Laced With Cocaine

Jersey Shore Drama

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According to officials, the Shore cast showed up at the club on Saturday night and their signature fist -pumping quickly turned to fists

flying. Sammi’s fists reportedly landed on the head of Kristen DeMinco, a 24-year-old engineer who claims she was punched twice in the face by the reality starlet. After that fight, the Shore kids got into another altercation and were subsequently tossed out of the club.

It’s the latest in a series of violent incidents involving the Jersey Shore cast — and the people of Miami-Dade County have had enough.
Last month, Sammi’s co-star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi slapped a potential suitor in a food-tossing fight at Miami’s Ocean’s 10 Restaurant & Lounge. A news conference will be held at the State Attorney’s Office in Miami at 2:30 PM Tuesday to discuss the charges, according to a statement to the State Attorney’s Office. “They will also discuss…the disturbing trend of Jersey Shore stars getting into physical altercations for increased television ratings…”

DeMinco and her attorneys will attend Tuesday’s news conference, where they’ll announce a civil lawsuit against Giancola and MTV.

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Emilio Masella “Fist-Pumping 4 Love” Trailer

 Snooki’s ex boyfriend Emilio “Guido” Masella is looking for love,

 Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag  are pushing this realty show they produced “Fist-Pumping 4 Love”. The show will follow Masella around the country as he attempts to find the guidette of his dreams.

Fist-Pumping 4 Love is currently being shopped to various cable networks. So far, no dice!

Snooki Loves the Dirty Sanchez

Got-Hos?Jersey Shore Hos “J Woww and Snooki” celebrate Cinco De Mayo!

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Snooki on all fours

Jenni Farley “Jwoww” Topless

Say hello to my little friend

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J-Wow looks like Chyna Doll towering over Snookie,

who would you rather bang?

Snooki Butt-Naked

J-Woww, Boob Job?

Jersey Shore’s Spin-Offs Asians, Persians and Russians Wanted

jersey-shore-whoresThe producers who made Jersey Shore are now working on literally-named spin-off The Persian Version. This is in addition to the Asian version in L.A. and the Russian version in Brighton Beach. Reality television: 21C minstrel shows?

Los Angeles’ Asian version specifies Koreatown but is open to all Asians as well as fetishists: “If you are not Asian but are obsessed with Asian culture or people in some way, email us and please explain.”

Brooklyn’s Brighton Beach is offering Russkies to counter Jersey’s guidos: “There will be plenty of vodka, techno music and guys wearing Adidas pants, leather jackets and gold chains, and driving souped-up cars.”

And now, the casting call for Persians in Beverly Hills:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Doron Ofir Casting
April 7, 2010

Hollywood, CA (APRIL 7th 2010) Yes it’s true! From the team that brought you MTV’s phenomenon “Jersey Shore” it’s The Persian Version!

Doron Ofir Casting is seeking Los Angeles proud Persian-Americans who rule the Hollywood nightlife and own Beverly Hills.

“Its time to show the world that being Persian-American is a celebration of the American dream” says Doron Ofir Executive Casting Director.

So if you are at least 21 years old, appear younger than thirty and are outrageous, outspoken and a proud Persian-American, then Doron Ofir Casting and 495 Productions, the team who brought you Jersey Shore, are looking for you!

Casting is already underway, to get on the A-list, email us at: Persianversioncasting@gmail.com

MEDIA CONTACT:
Shaggy Bajrami
Doron Ofir Casting
Phone: 323.203.1334
Email: shaggycasting@gmail.com Gawker

Jenni Farley “Jwoww” Topless

Would you do a cougar?

The “Jersey Shore” Crew Is Getting Replaced

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Although the original crew has already started filming their second season in Miami. Reports have surfaced that MTV producers are already attempting to ride the Jersey Shore success wave twice and cast all new guidos and guidettes for the show’s THIRD season!

Apparently the casting call is looking to find “tanned and toned fist pumper(s)” who know how to “dominate the gym, tear up the dance floor and rule the bedroom.” Applicants must be over 21 but “appear to be younger than 30.”

According to a source Executive Casting Director Doron Ofir said:

“I am searching for the proudest, loudest, and wildest to carry on the legacy and no haters allowed.”

Hollywood on Crack

Caption of the Day

GOT-HOS
Jersey Shore reality star Pauly D working on his tan with some foil while shooting scenes for season 2!

Jenni Farley “Jwoww” Topless

“Jersey Shore XXX”

Jersey Shore trying to be funny


DJ Pauly D portrays an alien from Avatar, and Snooki plays Brad Pitt in Inglourious Basterds.

Would you do a cougar?

Jersey Shore’s “J Woww”

“The Situation” and Bar Refaeli

THE situation
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of Jersey Shore  and Bar Refaeli recently on a shoot for Interview Magazine. He went on Facebook to share the photos.

Leaked photos of Bar Refaeli

“Jersey Shore XXX” Porn Parody