John Travolta gives rim jobs at the spa
The National Enquirer brings us that an author who goes by the name of Robert Randolph is about to release a book about the “underground secret world of celebrity gay spa sex” in Hollywood. Fuck The A-List, this shit right here should be a reality show.
Robert is planning to name names, but the first one he has spat up is probably the least shocking of them all. Robert tells the Enquirer that he has witnessed John Travolta humping on several different dudes at several different spas in L.A.
The last time Robert caught John with his tongue in the culo jar was this past October. Robert is now legally blind. No. But Robert did say that John has offered up his succulent nipple to suckle on several times. Robert said, “I met John in 1998, after he had married Kelly. I believe the marriage is a total fraud because John is totally into guys and has been having sex with them behind Kelly’s back for years. He came on to me a number of times. I always turned him down. But there was always some guy who was willing to have sex with him. And John didn’t stop cheating on Kelly after either of their children was born. John’s a cheating dog. It’s just been wrong, because his wife seems like such a sweet woman.”
Robert, who passed a lie detector test for his interview with the Enquirer, also said that John’s “secret gay life is one of Hollywood’s worst kept secrets. He blatantly cruises guys, and doesn’t seem to care who sees him. I saw him with his lover and he couldn’t get enough. John should come out of the closet already and stop living a lie. His wife Kelly deserves so much better.” Dlisted
Take a Picture Trick
Demi Moore, 47, still acting like a teenager as she Twitters pics in a bikini!
Charlize Theron does Elle Russia
Charlize Theron in the September issue of Elle Russia!
Angelina Jolie Soft Porn Photos
Star published “8 dirty photos” of Angelina Jolie and titled it “tear them [Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt] apart!”
Lips and Hips
Angelina Jolie has been cast Marilyn Monroe in an upcoming biopic about the life of the tragic actress.
Andrew O’Hagan, who penned the book The Life and Opinions of Maf The Dog & Of His Friend Marilyn Monroe, confirmed that the Salt actress will play the blonde bombshell in a Hollywood adaptation of his novel while speaking at the Edinburgh Book Festival on Monday.
The book tells the story of the “Some Like It Hot” actress two years prior to her death in 1962 from the perspective of her dog Maf, given to her as a gift from pal Frank Sinatra. George Clooney will appear as Old Blue Eyes in the biopic, O’Hagan said.
Monroe was previously played by actress Mira Sorvino in the 1996 made-for-TV movie From Norma Jean to Marilyn. In addition, Scarlett Johansson and Michelle Rodriguez are on a shortlist of actresses who may play the screen legend in a big screen adaptation of another book about Monroe, My Week with Marilyn.
Marilyn Monroe Remake Top Ten!
Lindsay Lohan from jail to Vogue
Lindsay Blowhan straight out of courtrooms, jail cells, rehab centers and Italian Vogue.
Doing her thizzle!
Before and after their hit TV show 
Scarlett Fay aka fire crotch
Pornstar Scarlett Fay still playing Lindsay Blowhan at the beach this weekend, who would you rather bang?
Happy Birthday Charlize Theron
Charlize Theron turned 35 today!
Eva Mendes Sex Tape
Eva Mendes does a spoof on the ever so popular celebrity sex tape scandal!
Ali Larter Prego
Ali Larter, through her publicist, confirmed last week that she is pregnant. Ali was spotted at the Farmer’s Market in Santa Monica looking like she’s getting ready to pop!
Eric Roberts joins “Celebrity Rehab”
Oscar winner Julia Roberts’ crazy brother Eric is the latest to join season 4 of Celebrity Rehab!
Don’t kill the models?
Model Carla Harvey from Detriot curently in LA.
Angelina Jolie and Leo DiCaprio took a shower together
Angelina Jolie’s maneating reputation just hiked up several notches following revelations she has been involved in a secret affair with Leonardo DiCaprio.
According to an upcoming book by celebrity biographer Andrew Morton, the sexy pair took a shower together at Leo’s hotel suite, but Angelina reportedly told her friends that there was “little sexual rapport” between them.
Never mind – apparently she got busy pursuing a married co-star – and we’re not talking about Brad Pitt!
Apparently Angelina, like the rest of the universe, was very interested in Johnny Depp. “If she could get something going with Depp, she would leave Brad,” a friend was quoted as saying. Celebrity Fix
Mel Gibson Texts
Radaronline.com has text messages that Mel Gibson sent Oksana Grigorieva on January 7!
MG: Oksana, I wasn’t safe for you last night. I spent two hours with a therapist today and have regained some perspective. What I’m telling you know if I am safe & would like to come by and make amends to you, sascha and Lucia. I won’t stay just let you say your peace and I’ll say mine. Let me know if it’s alright!
MG: Or if it’s not.
MG: Let me know either way.
MG: Yes or no.
MG: It’s important that I apologize to sascha before he goes.
MG: Please respond one way or another.
OG: I have two broken front teeth and a concussion. I can not c u today, I’m hurting. U can apologize to Sacha some other time.
MG: Did you get them fixed yet?
MG: When can I see you?
MG: I need to see you this evening & then I promise I’ll leave you alone
for as long as you want
MG: If only for 10 minutes.
MG: Please.
Perez Hilton Vs.Taylor Momsen
Disorder magazine claimed that 16-year-old Taylor Momsen told them that “her best friend is her vibrator.” Perez Hilton wrote a post about it, but changed “vibrator” to “dildo.” Momsen clarified via Twitter, and the Twitter war started!!
[Momsen] also grins when asked if she’s single, and replies that she is, that she’s not into guys, waits a beat, then adds she’s not gay but just bored of men and her best friend is her vibrator.
Shortly thereafter, Perez Hilton put up a post on his web site with the headline, “16 Year Old Taylor Momsen Can’t Live Without Her Dildo!!”
Apparently, Momsen wasn’t happy about Hilton’s choice of words, so she shot him the following note on Twitter:
@perezhilton its a vibrator not a dildo..big differenceless
A “Twitter War” then erupted between Hilton and Momsen, eventually devolving into Hilton saying things to the teen star that make even the fact that he linked to a crotch shot of Miley Cyrus (which he defended vehemently) look tame.
Here’s how Hilton responded to Momsen via Twitter:
@taylormomsen Instead of a vibrator, what you need is THIS http://twitpic.com/27bwo4less
