The “Jersey Shore” Crew Is Getting Replaced

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Although the original crew has already started filming their second season in Miami. Reports have surfaced that MTV producers are already attempting to ride the Jersey Shore success wave twice and cast all new guidos and guidettes for the show’s THIRD season!

Apparently the casting call is looking to find “tanned and toned fist pumper(s)” who know how to “dominate the gym, tear up the dance floor and rule the bedroom.” Applicants must be over 21 but “appear to be younger than 30.”

According to a source Executive Casting Director Doron Ofir said:

“I am searching for the proudest, loudest, and wildest to carry on the legacy and no haters allowed.”

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5 Responses to “ The “Jersey Shore” Crew Is Getting Replaced ”

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