New Coke is literally deadly!

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It used to be that coke dealers would mix their product with normal, safe things, like baking powder. Well, those days are over, because they’ve found an innovative new ingredient: levamisole, and it will kill you! Hospitals around the nation are reporting a scary spike in coke-related deaths and most of them can be traced back to levamisole, a veterinary drug used to de-worm animals.

97 Responses to “ New Coke is literally deadly! ”

  1. that doesn’t make much sense that the dealers would be behind this.. if anything, and i’m no conspiracy theorist, if the feds wanted to really put a stop to this shit once and for all, a huge viral PR campaign about how it’s killing everyone might yield some results

  2. Oh, come on. Drug dealers have been mixing their drugs with bad shit for ages.

  3. I can verify this: the bad coke, cut with the SAME drug, hit Vancouver several weeks ago and has resulted in huge spike in ODs. Sirens 24/7 for days at a time (literally, not metaphorically. literally).

    I even heard a low-level dealer talking about it on the street near my place. He said, “I didn’t know it was bad! I only sold him $15 worth and the next thing I know, he’s in the hospital! Hope he’s okay.”

    If it’s hitting Vancouver AND New York City, it’s not local or mid-level people. It is coming from the source that way. And those people don’t care how many addicts die; they are a self-renewing resource.

  4. gross!!!!

  5. What does the naked girl have to do with anything? Just wondering!

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