Royalty

let’s discuss the possibility of Lindsay Lohan as a powerful treatment for sex addiction. Russell Brand is a raging sexaholic, but apparently he’s got his limits.  He’s not willing to enter the walking biohazard that is Miss Lohan.  From The Sun:

Li-Lo has been trying to cosy up to the Forgetting Sarah Marshall  star at various Hollywood parties over the last few weeks.

Her latest attempt at seducing Russ was at his new best friend P DIDDY’s annual White Party last weekend. But he politely declined her advances. But apparently Lindsay’ s immature behaviour and desperate attention-seeking is a massive turn-off for Russ.

A source said: “Lindsay is a very good-looking girl and she is used to getting what she wants. Russell has been on her radar for a while now but he doesn’t want anything to do with her.

“He finds her constant craving for attention and her heavy drinking a turn-off. It’s not like he is short of female attention anyway.”

Russell Brand is constantly willing to bang cheap slags, but he won’t touch Lindsay Lohan even with some other dude’s ten foot pole.  Poor Lindsay.  That’s gotta sting, and if she were ever sober for more than twenty consecutive minutes, she’d probably be lucid enough to realise she’s the world’s most used up 23-year-old … Ouch!