Paris Hilton Goes To Court, Flirts With Judge

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Paris Hilton went to a Miami court yesterday and flirted with the judge. Paris is being sued by a now-defunct production company for not promoting one of her movies,Pledge This! Apparently, Hilton signed a contract saying she would promote the movie’s DVD release. The movie’s producers are claiming she did nothing of the sort.

A spy for RadarOnline.com was on hand and reported:

On her way to the witness box, wearing a black cocktail dress and stiletto heels, Paris Hilton waved to Chief U.S. District Judge Frederico Moreno, a definite first for the esteemed jurist.  “I’ve never had a witness wave at me before,” he said with a bemused smile…when Paris mentioned her current show, My New BFF, Moreno asked for a translation.  “Paris Hilton’s My New Best Friend Forever,” the actress explained. “This will be my best case forever,” said the Judge.  Well, said, Paris, “You’re my best judge forever.”

9 Responses to “ Paris Hilton Goes To Court, Flirts With Judge ”

  1. slizzzoe!!

  2. nice fake tan sluuuuuut!!

  3. She looks like a parrot

  4. SHES AN IDIOT.

  5. SHE LOOKS LIKE AN OSTRICH

  6. Dirty ho bag

  7. I’D EAT HER PASTRAMI TACO

  8. DUMB HO

  9. San Diego Zoo

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