Paris Hilton Goes To Court, Flirts With Judge

Paris Hilton went to a Miami court yesterday and flirted with the judge. Paris is being sued by a now-defunct production company for not promoting one of her movies,Pledge This! Apparently, Hilton signed a contract saying she would promote the movie’s DVD release. The movie’s producers are claiming she did nothing of the sort.
A spy for RadarOnline.com was on hand and reported:
On her way to the witness box, wearing a black cocktail dress and stiletto heels, Paris Hilton waved to Chief U.S. District Judge Frederico Moreno, a definite first for the esteemed jurist. “I’ve never had a witness wave at me before,” he said with a bemused smile…when Paris mentioned her current show, My New BFF, Moreno asked for a translation. “Paris Hilton’s My New Best Friend Forever,” the actress explained. “This will be my best case forever,” said the Judge. Well, said, Paris, “You’re my best judge forever.”




slizzzoe!!
nice fake tan sluuuuuut!!
She looks like a parrot
SHES AN IDIOT.
SHE LOOKS LIKE AN OSTRICH
Dirty ho bag
I’D EAT HER PASTRAMI TACO
DUMB HO
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